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Please, No More Live-action Trailers…

August 29, 2010 Leave a comment

How do publishers and developers hype the public for an upcoming game release? Trailers of course! Trailers are nothing more than snippets of the full experience promised to us. It’s a form of advertising that Hollywood has utilized masterfully. Imagine yourself in the movie theater watching a trailer. What do you see? Just a constant influx of imagery, a super-abridged version of the movie. You hear the guy who has that amazing “movie trailer voice”. It can be a deal breaker for some movie goers. I can’t count how many times I’ve viewed a terrible trailer and said, “Fuck it.” For all I know the film could be a gem, but initially if it fails to capture my attention the first go-around then it’s not worthy my time or money.

So… why are live-action trailers so prevalent as of late? Yes, duh, video games aren’t entirely comparable to movies. But that is my point exactly. Why is some marketing schmuck green-lighting these trailers that don’t exactly sell a game on it’s premise or concept?

Need examples? The newly released Resistance 3 trailer and the very lame duck announcement of Crytek’s codenamed: Kingdoms. Halo is now pretty much known for it’s live-action trailers at this point.

Why am I making a big deal about this? Why is it such a big deal to this angry geek? Because it’s a load of bullshit!

In my opinion it is completely underhanded way of advertising an experience. Before I get my ass beat by a bunch of Halo fanboys and their homemade cardboard assault rifles, allow me to elaborate. I’m completely aware that Mr. Clean doesn’t come out of the bottle and help you mop when the bottle is opened. I know that M&Ms aren’t three feet tall and actually talk. But these examples are products, they’re not trying to sell me on an entertainment experience.

A movie trailer shows a promise of what’s to come, even if the final result is absolute garbage. It is projecting (pardon the pun) an experience. Much like how a game puts you into an entirely different realm. But these live-action trailers do nothing but mystify what it ACTUALLY has in store. If you’re going to sell me; sell me on the gameplay. Show some in-game footage that will make me shit my pants black. I understand that developers don’t want to show all their cards in a thirty second commercial, but don’t make a goddamn trailer that’s equivalent to a straight-to-dvd movie, it totally undermines the image of the video game industry and could potentially hurt your product.

Yes, I know that Halo is a first-person shooter, where all you do is SHOOT (duh), but enough of this poorly acted jargin. I cringe constantly when I watch this crap. Undoubtedly, someone up the grapevine is really trying to nail down fan service and I’m grateful. But if you’re not Neill Blomkamp; don’t try. Just give me gameplay, not Casper Van Dien caliber acting.

The state of the video game industry is far beyond the likes of this…

Now this is how you sell a game…

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I just won the Game

August 29, 2010 Leave a comment

To all five people who read this little blog, sorry for no updates. I just moved up to Millersville University on Wednesday and I have been insanely busy with orientation. It’s been a pretty exhausting past couple of days and today is the first day when I can just relax and hangout. Tomorrow, of course, is the first day of class so this might be the last time I can hangout and relax for quite a long time.

Any who,

I was walking around downtown Lancaster city with my friends from the ‘Ville and we stopped at a small record store to check out what they had in stock. What I found there was maybe, without hyperbole, the greatest ever in the history of anything, EVER.

Brace yourself because you might be overwhelmed by the AWESOME

The Final Countdown by Europe on Vinyl. Awesome.

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Ian Driben, You Win At Life

August 22, 2010 Leave a comment

It’s like a perfect storm of awesomeness. Ian Driben makes an amazing one-handed catch but he also keeps all the food on the tray and on top of that, he does it so nonchalantly. It’s like he’s a professional Bad Ass. Its rare enough to catch a foul ball but he does it while not spilling a single calories. The food may cost 20 bucks but being that awesome is priceless. What an amazing feat.

congratulations Ian Driben, You win at life

I can’t lie, I was really rooting for the Bull

August 20, 2010 Leave a comment

Cue the Benny Hill music

Can you really blame the poor bull? I would have done the same thing, maybe even gone for more people.

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This Can Never Be Un-Seen.

August 19, 2010 Leave a comment

There has never been a more Photoshop-able image in the history of the Internet.

vote for my LULZ. Click

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Gary Busey, what else can be said?

August 17, 2010 Leave a comment

Vitamin Water may taste gross but anything Gary Busey supports, I support too.

BOOM Headshot

August 16, 2010 Leave a comment

I know its only preseason but DAMN, Eli got messed up by Calvin Pace.